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Powered by Caffeine, Sarcasm & Poor Decisions – Funny Graphic Hoodie

$38

Color: Black

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The holy trinity of survival. Powered by Caffeine, Sarcasm & Poor Decisions is the brutally honest personal mission statement for anyone whose daily operating system runs on strong coffee, dry humor, and choices that looked perfectly reasonable at the time. Featuring a bold graphic of a steaming coffee cup with a skull worked into the steam — dark, funny, and deeply relatable at 7am or 11pm. Perfect for coffee addicts, sarcasm enthusiasts, night owls, and anyone who has ever made a decision they immediately regretted but would absolutely make again. An outrageously giftable design for the coffee lover, the sarcastic friend, or yourself — because you deserve it and also probably need more coffee.

Cotton/Poly fleece blend. Super warm and cozy fleece lining with an adjustable hood and banded cuffs to keep in the heat.

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