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"Warning: Terrible at Small Talk" Card

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You have been warned. Warning: Terrible at Small Talk is the official hazard sign for introverts, antisocial experts, and anyone who would rather have a root canal than discuss the weather with a stranger for five minutes. Bold warning sign graphic and blunt honest copy make this a wearable public service announcement — saving everyone from awkward forced conversations one shirt at a time. Perfect for introverts, quiet types, deep thinkers, and anyone who communicates better in writing than in person. A hilariously relatable gift for the person in your life who has perfected the art of the one word answer and the polite but firm exit. Available on shirts, hoodies, mugs, stickers, and more.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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